Guess who's back? Back again... ok enough of the Eminems. I'm back from Vegas. I don't think words can truly do it justice. Amy is coming by work tomorrow to bring by the pictures. I'm hella excited for it. Mainly for the picture of me and Elvis. The only Elvis impersonator I saw was out at a car rental place. He was in the outfit and everything. It r-o-c-k'd in the USA.

The weird part about Vegas? The Mexicans handing me porn. They ranged in ages from 12-70. The Mexicans. Not the porn. Here in the Jerz on the corners of streets and in the local Blockbuster there are boxes with local papers in them. These papers are of cars one can purchase or perhaps a home to rent/buy. Not so much in the Vegas. They have these same boxes, but rather than cars its filled with naked ladies. My favorite one was the 2 for $49.00 special book.

The weather was beautiful. 80 no humidity. So sweet.

The only downside to the trip was the hundred chicks walking around in bikini's and sashes. Sounds crazy right? It was. The Miss Hawaiian Tropic International Model Search Competition was being held at my hotel the whole time we were there.

I also found out that I kick some serious ass in video Blackjack. I played video cause I was too scared to play at a real table. Someday Ill go to AC and play on a real table.

We saw Cirque du Soleil's "O" at the Bellagio. The power was out from Easter Sunday until the day before we had tickets for the show. So it was touch and go as to whether or not we'd actually get to see the show. It was amazing. It was almost 2 hours long, no intermission. For those that don't know about "O" it takes place within a ginormous tank of water. A lot of diving and synchronized swimming. All in all, two thumbs up.

Note to all those reading never take the red-eye. There's a reason its called the red-eye. Mainly cause you're so tired from not getting sleep on the shitty plane seats made of rocks, that you get red eyes. Our plane was so old it had ashtrays. No joke.

While in Vegas I met: Springsteen, Bon Jovi, Brad Pitt, Ryan Seacrest, Simon Cowell, Frank Sinatra, Liberace, and Tony Bennett. How you ask? Magic my dear.... simply magic. No really it was at the wax museum. So friggin sweet, I'm definitely going to have to check out the one in NYC. We touched Jro's (that ones for Chris) rump to make her cheeks blush. She's much shorter than I thought and really friggin skinny. But my favorite part, meeting Al Roker. Scratch that. My favorite part was fondling The Boss.

Ok I'm off to bed, today was a great day that has to come to an end in hopes that tomorrow will be just as good. :P

Peace...

Current Music: Britney Spears - Everytime
"Come notice me and take my hand. So why are we strangers when our love is strong."

P.S. The Polyphonic Spree on Scrubs tonight? OMGWTFBBQ!!