The following is an actual email I received:

From : Christian Roper
Reply-To : Christian Roper
Sent : Monday, April 26, 2004 7:55 PM
To : deboylan@hotmail.com, cferr1@hotmail.com, cuke85@hotmail.com, cuke88@hotmail.com, dil14@hotmail.com, chrisure@hotmail.com, chrisuren3@hotmail.com
Subject : masturbate antelope

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Mon, 26 Apr 2004 18:55:39 -0500

Sir or Madam:

Thank you for your mor tg age application, which we received yesterday.
We are glad to confirm that your application is accepted and you can
get as low as 3% fixed rate.

Could we ask you to please fill out final details we need to complete
you here.

We look forward to hearing from you.

Yours sincerely,
Christian Roper
Mor tg age Broker Association.
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Now I didn't apply for a mortgage, because I don't own a house, but my favorite part of the whole thing was the subject. "masturbate antelope". And I really hope I get a lot of web traffic from people who are looking for information on "masturbate antelope".

Doesn't get any better than this.

Peace...

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