I have a cold. It started with a sore throat emminating form a rockin weekend in CT (2 weeks ago) It then developed into a cough and now I have a full on bronchial cough with a tough o'phlegm. I know it's hot right? I know all the gentlemen are lining up to make out with me. Yeah I wish. Since the doctor's office was closed for the holiday, I've been using Robitussin-DM at night. I know the stuff that the drug company's say tastes like cherries. (this may be why I HATE cherries) Last night I had a tough time sleeping so I started to look around the room to find things to read. It's what I do when I can't sleep. The closest thing to my head was the medicine bottle, so I picked it up and read it and it says: "Uses: temporarily relieves cough due to minor throat and bronchial irratation as may occur with a cold; helps loosen phlegm (mucus) and thin bronchial secretions to make coughs more productive."

I have two problems with this description...
1) Thin bronchial secretions? What the hell is that? And why on earth are my bronchioles secreting? If you saw last week's South Park then you understnad as to why secretions out the mouth are gross.
2)"helps loosen phlegm (mucus) and thin bronchial secretions to make coughs more productive." Ok take a second, read that again. Make coughs more productive. As if my coucgh are lazy and half-assed. Listen I don't do anything half assed. I whole ass it at all times.

Funny: This is New York, It's like the house music capital. "You've got to work it! You've got to push it!." I DON'T GOT TO DO ANYTHING" I don't like being ordered around by my music. Let's take it down a notch alright? Just a little bit... -Dave Attell

peace...

current music: Sugar Ray - Answer The Phone